Hello again. For today, I feel like i need to abandon the boring subject of exams, and bring news of something awesome.
 For a while now, a friend and I have somehow reached the conclusion that we are actually hobos. This subject had been left untouched until today, where more precise descriptions came about. She insisted herself to be a Lion (not the chocolate bar that McDonalds tried to make a McFlurry from but failed to capture it’s glory) which i thought pretty weird. Then again…she is weird.
 Also, as it turns out, I am retarded. I can understand this considering I write blog entries pretending I have an audience. Add this to making constant speech mistakes and being sometimes too (inappropriately) random, and Abra Kabarryscott and you have a retard.

So we had a hobo lion and hobo retard, living in bins and scraping a living off anything they could find. So, like any other normal person I instantly thought:
“SITCOM!”
And so, any readers, “Down in the dumps” is in current imaginary process, with the weirdo’s character being played by Simba’s mum, and my hobo retard being played by Frankie Boyle.

Oh by the way, he’s scottish

Peace.