Hello, readers. Since I started blogging I’ve pretty much just gone on and on about how much I hate the exams, how they’re going and what I have left to do. Well, that’s finally over, as my last exam was today and is over and done with.
 And it had to be WELSH; the biggest load of bollocks since the mass castration of 1949.
 It started well with the subject’s usual hilarity, being a language that’s only spoken by half a country and a slightly obsessive argentinian village. The exam was supposed to be a mere half hour…nothing. However, as usual it didnt go to plan.

We only needed to do one more set of questions for which we needed a tape. However, the inVAGilators thought they’d play a little trick by playing the wrong side of the tape for 10 minutes so that we could only hear an incredibly annoying buzzing. This little stunt is probably what the sad bastards who run the exams call an ‘adrenaline rush’. Of course, they tried to tell us it was a mistake, a mere accident, but I knew what they were really up to…
 After writing “Bring on the wall!” and “Ma ma ma my sharona” on the paper to pass time, we finally got to finish the piece-of-shit paper, which meant one thing: FREEDOM!
No longer do I have sit at a table staring at paper, whilst stuffing my face with Various types to Doritos. The days of looking at awesome weather are to be replaced with being in it. And of course, I’ll have more time to write blogs

Peace.