Hello! Once again, I’ve been far to lazy to write in for about a week, and I’m sorry to those lonely enough to actually miss me.

Before I begin, to the sad bastard who decided to pass his time by going through my pages and write “you’re such a fag” on each of my pages, I extend to you the following: go fuck yourself.

Anyway, last weekend I went out on a job hunt. Not a literal hunt, although I probably should have taken a gun anyway (it would have made things exciting). I walked up the high street with a satchel full of CVs, which I had to redo due to 2 people simply laughing at the first one, looking for places that interested me as far as a job. This included HMV, Starbucks, Boots, Topman, Next, BHS, Cafe Nero, Body care, Thorntons, The Body Shop, Game, Gamestation, Waterstones, Millets, Coffee #1 and GM Music. Needless to say, I’ve had no success. In cases like millets and coffee #1, I had to wait in a cue for 30 minutes just to be told a swift, sharp “No”. I wanted a job, not fucking parole.
In Game, BHS and Cafe Nero I handed in CVs, which seemed like a kind of semi-success (sounds like what you get after viagra). I would LOVE to work in Cafe Nero, but I’ll have to wait 6 months.
The closest I have come to success so far was with Next, since they asked for help during the up coming summer sale (saturday – wednesday). I gave in my application, but have recieved no word from them. Very disappointing.
It looks like I’ll have to stick with pocket money for now. More job updates as I get them.

Peace out, cub scout.