Hello, readers. As many of you probably will know by now, Frankie has decided to leave the Mock the Week panel. As shocking as this is to everyone, I urge you not to feel resent to the man for holding you back from laughs of the future, but to look back at all the laughs he’s already gifted us. After all, if he didn’t stop before it’s too late, there is a risk that the public would become bored of his sharp wit and relentless humour, which must never happen.
 Who can forget his truly great lines that have caused so many of us to fall to the ground, helpless with laughter, such as:
“You’re trapped, Spiderman, trapped in this enormous bath”
“Alright Canterbury, let’s make some fucking noise!”
and my personal favourite
“Dear Points Of View, watching queer eye for a straight guy”….actually, I won’t spoil it

Anywho, the point I’m trying to make is that all mock the week fans owe something to frankie. His putting Kerry katona and jade goody in their place has brought pride to us all, and his shameless eye for comedy and steadfast nerve have made many thursday summer nights most bodacious.
And so, Frankie, if you ever read this, thank you very much indeed and the best of luck to your future.

Peace.