Hello, my imaginary audience! It’s good to have the time to be writing in again. However, I bring grave news…
According to a match.com advert, there are too many women!
Now, I find it hard to believe it’s a problemm but they seemed pretty serious. Apparently, us guys all have to go on match.com or something will happen! They make it sound dangerous but all I can see happening is the site closing down.
 Anyways, I am having a fantastic summer so far, but now friends are going on holiday and before I know it…I will be once again out of my mind with boredom. It seems I’ll have to counter it with employment.
 I’ve applied to McDonalds. This may well be the death of me, and my health. Hopefully, big macs aren’t contagious.

Peace.